Monthly Archives: March 2010

Oh, Lilly Bell – Puppy Extraordinaire

Yes I know I’m obsessed with Gene Autry, you don’t have to keep bringing it up! Hmm? What’s that you say? Oh, I mentioned a puppy! Right, right, no I was getting there… really. Our little family was just joined by the rowdy-est, sweetest puppy you’ve ever seen, ever. Her name is Lilly (oddly named after my new step-dad’s last… (more…)

The Case of Cracking The Nutcase – Lesbian Couple Cancel’s Prom?

Well, there’s some extra crazypants going on in Itawamba County, Mississippi. Apparently Constance McMillen and her girlfriend wanted to attend the prom, and this being Mississippi (where I’m sure you can still find Jim Crow laws on the books if you look hard enough), the school was so appalled by the idea of lesbians attending their prom that they up… (more…)

Rant: ‘Pin-up Hair in Under Five Minutes!’

I’m having an issue. So, what else is new, Faith? You always have something to bitch about! Listen, voice in my head! I’ve got a legitimate gripe here! And that gripe is about the fact that 1940s vintage hairstyle tutorials are as numerous on the internet as grains of sand upon the earth, but precious few of them are real,… (more…)

Vintage Video: Walt Disney Hates These Hats

Okay, for some of you I know it’s a hard pill to swallow, but Walt Disney was a supafreak evil fricking genius bent on making all of us feel bad for inanimate objects. He loved it! He loved to hurt us! We all know he couldn’t wait for us to hope that Mickey Mouse would save the day, Donald Duck… (more…)